Naira Marley Started A Cult By Mistake

He doesn’t even know it, but Naira Marley is a cult leader.

All of a sudden, there’s an army of Nigerians all over the world calling themselves Marlians. They follow the philosophy of the Great One aka Afeez Fashola, who is only 25 years old.

Their doctrine, it appears, is smoke a bouyant amount of weed, rage against the authorities, have a lot of sex, and secure the bag aka naira.

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You Will Speak Yoruba By Force

If you can’t speak your native language, you’re doomed. Sorry I don’t mean to be alarmist, but no matter how you cut it, it is still a tragedy. If you lose your identity, you neither belong here nor there. And neither do your spawn after you. You’re in an identity purgatory, which is like hell on earth. And you’re doomed.

So. I started thinking this way because someone in my office challenged my command of the Yoruba language. She said to me: Continue reading You Will Speak Yoruba By Force