Computer Commandos Are Coming For You

Sometime around 2000, they were doing this thing at The Guardian. They’d pack the staff into a tiny room upstairs for some kind of training. If you didn’t know what they were doing in that room, as you walked by, seeing the stiff backs of grown men and women as some stranger talked at them, you’d be confused.

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Habari By GTBank Is The Beginning Of The End Of Banking

She’d warned me again and again about my extreme reliance on cashless banking. Did I listen? No. Then one day, we went to the cinema to see John Wick 3.

I got to the till. whipped out my Zenith Bank card, gave it to the box office lady. She shook her head. “Cash only. Sorry, POS not working.”

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It’s Possible To Taste A Picture, According to Tantalizers… and Coca-Cola

To tantalise, according to Google, is to tease. To torment. Now, why would anyone want to associate their restaurant to that punishing feeling?

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How Union Bank [Probably] Created The Strangest TV Commercial In History

Imagine the meeting. 

Notebooks at the ready, and of course some iPads and Galaxy Notes too. The projector is on. We’re staring at home screen.

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